Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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