Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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