margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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