Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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