So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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