I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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