I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the day after is always just damage control
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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