ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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