dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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