When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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