Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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