And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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