Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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