I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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