then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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