Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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