Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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