too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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