there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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