the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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