You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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