Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
