do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
