The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So much rum. So many feels.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize