? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We named our party play list daddy issues
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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