walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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