BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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