why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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