at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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