But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
