Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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