Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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