5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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