I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.