garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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