I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering