is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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