would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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