Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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