R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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