i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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