Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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