Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
only if we run a train.
done.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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