Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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