Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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