While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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