i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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