Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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