So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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