help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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