just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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