He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize