Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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