If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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