I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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