you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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