Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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