People with herpes should wear stickers.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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