I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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