I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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